Sometimes I’m Just Dumb

I got my mail today – had the electric bill, yeah, I totally forgot to pay the bill last month. This is the bad part about being single, I can’t blame anyone else!

Seriously

I know there are people going through bigger things, and in reality my life isn’t so bad. But I feel like I am dying a little more every single time I have to log into my computer. Oh, and the lovely part – the teapot is my new trainer. She’s good but cranky.
Life is just so [...]

It Was One Of Those Days

You know the ones, where everything you touch turns to complete crap?
Cashmere didn’t even make it better.
Work sucked, my old trainer is a fucking whore. We hate her. The one who was placed on a special project and I have the bulk of her work – still fucking with me.
I called my recruiter, I am [...]

What Goes Around Comes Around

After yet another run in with the trainer from hell I had the guts to speak to the department head about the fact my training is piss poor.
Let’s see, I have a new trainer, a manual has been unearthed and my old trainer is going to seriously be knocked down a million pegs or so. [...]

Fuck You Friday

Fuck you ~ Get a life. I can’t wait until you get what’s coming to you.
Fuck you ~ Do you *really* think *I* want socialize with you? The answer is fuck no, you stupid fucking moron. You already think I’m quite the princess type, which is just fine with me, and seeing as you think [...]

I Need Your Advice Internets

You all know my job situation – I am currently temping at a company that hires temps after a few months, seems like a very fiscally sound company, they are still growing and overall have a very low turnover rate. They also pay well, and seem to have a decent benefits package.
Here’s my dilemma, I [...]

I Stole This One

The stuff that’s true is in BOLD.
Apparently I’ve done way more than I thought I have. Who knew?
Appearance:
- I am 5′4 or shorter.
- I think I’m ugly.
- I have many scars.
- I tan easily.
- I wish my hair was a different color.
- I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
- I have [...]

Things That Are Super Awesome

Having a meeting first thing in the morning and getting a sermon from the department manager because we have had issues in the department. Of course there have been – 1/2 of the department has been there for less than 6 months. The other 1/2 total tards who won’t share any information with anyone. Why, [...]

Don’t Hate

But my new awesome job is getting a visit from the Bob’s (Like from Office Space) for the next two days we’re gonna learn how to increase our efficency. I think that if I had a traininer who wasn’t retarded and treated me like I was I might do a little better, oh, yeah, and [...]

Things Are Looking Up

I just got back from a late happy hour with one of my first “city” friends. It has been way too long since we’ve gotten together, it was a very good time! Far too much time has passed for me getting together with my friends – I’ve been so wrapped up in my own bullshit [...]