I got my mail today – had the electric bill, yeah, I totally forgot to pay the bill last month. This is the bad part about being single, I can’t blame anyone else!
Seriously October 28, 2008
I know there are people going through bigger things, and in reality my life isn’t so bad. But I feel like I am dying a little more every single time I have to log into my computer. Oh, and the lovely part – the teapot is my new trainer. She’s good but cranky.
Life is just so blah right now. Yuck!
It Was One Of Those Days October 27, 2008
You know the ones, where everything you touch turns to complete crap?
Cashmere didn’t even make it better.
Work sucked, my old trainer is a fucking whore. We hate her. The one who was placed on a special project and I have the bulk of her work – still fucking with me.
I called my recruiter, I am sticking it out here until he can find something else for me. Fingers crossed it will be soon and not suck nearly as much as this bullshit.
What Goes Around Comes Around October 26, 2008
After yet another run in with the trainer from hell I had the guts to speak to the department head about the fact my training is piss poor.
Let’s see, I have a new trainer, a manual has been unearthed and my old trainer is going to seriously be knocked down a million pegs or so. I also know if there is any type of retaliation from her if she isn’t let go right then and there it won’t be much longer.
I am looking forward to going back in tomorrow and seeing what happens. It should be in interesting week.
Fuck You Friday October 24, 2008
Fuck you ~ Get a life. I can’t wait until you get what’s coming to you.
Fuck you ~ Do you *really* think *I* want socialize with you? The answer is fuck no, you stupid fucking moron. You already think I’m quite the princess type, which is just fine with me, and seeing as you think that (and I will continue to let you) really, hell will have to freeze over first. Let’s keep it simple, you go to Hoppy hour with your rabbits for play dates and I go to Happy hour with the non-freakish type people and drink real cocktails, not carrot juice.
Fuck you ~ I’m not stupid and don’t appreciate being talked to like I am.
Fuck you ~ You just suck!
I Need Your Advice Internets October 21, 2008
You all know my job situation – I am currently temping at a company that hires temps after a few months, seems like a very fiscally sound company, they are still growing and overall have a very low turnover rate. They also pay well, and seem to have a decent benefits package.
Here’s my dilemma, I don’t love it but don’t hate it (well, kinda, but not enough to make me want to tell them to fuck off right now). My training has been a joke, my department supervisor pretty much blows I am not given the information to do my job properly. Today for example, I had 2 people giving me conflicting information, which I suppose I should be grateful fo the conflicting info. seeing as I am generally not given half of what I need.
So, should I give it another couple of weeks to see if I start getting it a little more, and figure out what the hell is going on, or call my recruiter and ask him to place me womewhere else?
I Stole This One October 19, 2008
The stuff that’s true is in BOLD.
Apparently I’ve done way more than I thought I have. Who knew?
Appearance:
- I am 5′4 or shorter.
- I think I’m ugly.
- I have many scars.
- I tan easily.
- I wish my hair was a different color.
- I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
- I have a tattoo.
- I am self-conscious about my appearance.
- I have/I’ve had braces.
- I wear glasses.
- I’d get/have gotten plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free.
- I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
- I have had more than 2 piercings.
- I have had piercings in places besides my ears.
- I have freckles.
Family/Home Life:
- I’ve sworn at my parents.
- I’ve run away from home.
- I’ve been kicked out of the house.
- My biological parents are together.
- I have a sibling less than one year old.
- I want to have kids someday.
- I have children.
- I’ve lost a child.
Embarrassment:
- I’ve slipped out a “LOL” in a spoken conversation.
- Disney movies still make me cry.
- I’ve snorted while laughing.
- I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
- I’ve glued my hand to something.
- I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
- I’ve had my trousers rip in public.
Health:
- I was born with a disease/impairment.
- I‘ve had stitches.
- I’ve broken a bone.
- I’ve had my tonsils removed.
- I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
- I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
- I’ve had serious surgery.
- I’ve had chicken pox.
Traveling:
- I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.
- I’ve been on a plane.
- I’ve been to Canada.
- I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
- I’ve been to Japan.
- I’ve been to Europe.
- I’ve been to Africa.
Experiences:
- I’ve been lost in my city.
- I’ve seen a shooting star.
- I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
- I’ve pushed all the buttons in a lift.
- I’ve been to a casino.
- I’ve been skydiving.
- I’ve gone skinny dipping.
- I’ve played spin the bottle.
- I’ve crashed a car.
- I’ve been skiing.
- I’ve been in a play.
- I’ve met someone in person from the Internet.
- I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
- I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
- I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
- I’ve played chicken.
- I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
- I’ve eaten Sushi.
- I’ve been snowboarding.
Relationships:
- I’m single.
- I’m in a relationship.
- I’m available.
- I’m engaged.
- I’m married.
- I’ve gone on a blind date.
- I have a fear of abandonment.
- I’ve been divorced.
- I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.
- I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
- I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
- I’ve kept something from a past relationship.
Sexuality:
- I’ve had a crush on someone of the same gender.
- I’ve kissed a member of the same gender.
- I’ve had sex with someone of the same gender.
- I’ve had sex with more than one person at the same time.
- I am a cuddler.
- I’ve been kissed in the rain.
- I’ve had sex outdoors.
- I’ve hugged a stranger.
- I have kissed a stranger.
- I have had sex with a stranger.
Honesty/Crime:
- I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
- I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
- I have lied to my parents about where I am.
- I am keeping a secret from the world.
- I’ve cheated while playing a game.
- I’ve cheated on a test.
- I’ve driven through a red light.
- I’ve witnessed a crime.
- I’ve been in a fist fight.
- I’ve been arrested.
- I’ve shoplifted.
Drugs/Alcohol:
- I’ve consumed alcohol.
- I smoke cigarettes.
- I smoke pot.
- I regularly drink.
- I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
- I’ve taken cough medicine when i wasn’t sick.
- I’ve done hard drugs.
- I’ve been addicted to an illegal substance.
- I can’t swallow pills.
- I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
Mental health:
- I have been diagnosed with depression.
- I shut others out when I’m depressed.
- I take anti-depressants.
- I have had an eating disorder.
- I’ve slept an entire day when I didn’t need it.
- I’ve hurt myself on purpose.
- I’m addicted to self harm.
- I’ve woken up crying.
Death:
- I’m afraid of dying.
- I hate funerals.
- I’ve seen someone dying.
- I have attempted suicide.
- Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
- Someone close to me has committed suicide.
Random:
- I can sing well.
- I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
- I open up to others too easily.
- I watch the news.
-I don’t kill bugs.
- I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
- I swear regularly.
- I am a morning person.
- I paid for my mobile phone ring tone.
- I’m a snob about grammar.
- I am a sports fanatic.
- I play with my hair.
- I have/had “x”s in my screen name.
- I love being neat.
- I love Spam.
- I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
- I don’t know how to shoot a gun.
- I am in love with love.
- I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
- I laugh at my own jokes.
- I eat fast food weekly.
- I believe in ghosts.
- I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
- I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.
- I am really ticklish.
- I love white chocolate.
- I bite my nails.
- I play video games.
- I’m good at remembering faces.
- I’m good at remembering names.
- I’m good at remembering dates.
- I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
Things That Are Super Awesome October 17, 2008
Having a meeting first thing in the morning and getting a sermon from the department manager because we have had issues in the department. Of course there have been – 1/2 of the department has been there for less than 6 months. The other 1/2 total tards who won’t share any information with anyone. Why, because we might actually start to learn something and god forbid not need to “need” the oldies, by letting them work without interruption for more than 10 minutes. They have withheld seriously vital information from all of us, it’s pretty awesome. At least us newbies can say that’s the way we have been trained though.
Don’t Hate October 15, 2008
But my new awesome job is getting a visit from the Bob’s (Like from Office Space) for the next two days we’re gonna learn how to increase our efficency. I think that if I had a traininer who wasn’t retarded and treated me like I was I might do a little better, oh, yeah, and maybe a manual or something with different shortcuts listed. Instead of having to ask someone for all of the different ways to find the information. And a system that’s window’s based instead of DOS. Because that’s just stoopid, and keys for my desk and file cabinets so I can quit getting bitched at for leaving documentation unsecure. Also, a working badge (took almost 2 weeks for that) login infomation (took about a week for that) and an idea of how long the contract will go (no idea yet). But again, that’s just my opinions about what could be changed, what the fuck do I know?
Things Are Looking Up October 14, 2008
I just got back from a late happy hour with one of my first “city” friends. It has been way too long since we’ve gotten together, it was a very good time! Far too much time has passed for me getting together with my friends – I’ve been so wrapped up in my own bullshit I forget about those around me. Sometimes I really suck.
Work is going better this week since I’m actually doing the stuff I was hired to do, so hopefully it will continue. I’m still not making any major decisions and I had a good visit with my recruiter today, so that helps. I also got a badge so I can get in and out of the building – only problem – it’s defective. Seriously, that could only happen to me.
