“True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in their worth and choice.”

Fuck you ~ Get a life. I can’t wait until you get what’s coming to you.

Fuck you ~ Do you *really* think *I* want socialize with you? The answer is fuck no, you stupid fucking moron. You already think I’m quite the princess type, which is just fine with me, and seeing as you think that (and I will continue to let you) really, hell will have to freeze over first. Let’s keep it simple, you go to Hoppy hour with your rabbits for play dates and I go to Happy hour with the non-freakish type people and drink real cocktails, not carrot juice.

Fuck you ~ I’m not stupid and don’t appreciate being talked to like I am.

Fuck you ~ You just suck!