Some Days I Probably Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Drive A Vehicle

Take this morning for example, get up, know it’s Wednesday, plan my outfit for the day. Get dressed, start thinking it’s THURSDAY so I throw on jeans because, you know, Thursday is jeans day and all. Get 1/2 way to work, realize it’s Wednesday (of course it’s too late to do anything about it). Go into the office, realize my coffee cup is still in the car (had to wait a while to go out and get it, because I was slammed the second I walked in the door). Then proceed to bumblefuck my way through the day and do homework, spend an extra hour working on it because I’m too stubborn to look up the way to do it. Because, let’s face it, I’m smart, damnit! And, today, of all days, I am of course extra brilliant! So, then for supper, I did waht any rational person would do, I had chipotle!


2 Comments

  1. 1
    Patti Says:

    Ha ha ha ha not laughing AT you,dear, laughing with you!
    I am totally stealing “bumblefuck” !

  2. 2
    Tammy/Daisy Says:

    OH*WOW!!! I’ve had days like that.


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