1. What is in the back seat of your car right now? Nothing, I cleaned out my car a couple of weeks ago. Unless you count a burn mark from a cigarette, yeah, that day, I totally thought I was gonna die in my car.
2. When was the last time you threw up? Long time ago. Probably the last time I went out with Buddy Boy – I drank A LOT that night. Not one of my prouder moments (I puked at home, so no one would know) let’s just say my bar tab for that night was oh, about $ 80.00 and it’s usually $ 30.00 or so.
3. What’s your favorite curse word? I use the word fuck a lot, or god damn mother fucker, I like to string as many swear words as possible together. I’m sure some people think I have tourettes (Apparently spell check does not recognize this sickness).
4. Name 3 people who made you smile today? My mother, she’s insane. The nice boy at S*am’s club and the girl at S*tarbucks, only because she gave me my cup full of goodness that is the Passion Shaken Ice tea lemonade. Otherwise, she annoys the ever loving shit out of me.
5. What were you doing at 8 am this morning? Dude, I was so sleeping. I probably only fell asleep a couple of hours before that – insomnia – yeah, it sucks.
6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Reading.
7. What will you be doing 3 hours from now? Trying to sleep.
9. What is the last thing you said aloud? I believe it was fuck that bullshit. One of my friends who runs a daycare wanted me to help out on a field trip on Thursday. So, yeah, I shouldn’t be around kids. They will learn all the naughty words from Miss Bella. I don’t think that would be so good for her business.
10. What is the best ice cream flavor? Vanilla Bean.
11. What was the last thing you had to drink? Water.
13. What was the last thing you ate? Mozzarella cheese, grape tomatoes in balsamic. So fucking good!!!!!!!
14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week? No. No shopping for me. I did buy groceries.
15. When was the last time you ran? Long, long time ago.
16. What’s the last sporting event you watched? No idea. I did catch some golf and baseball when I was flipping through the channels. But that doesn’t really count.
18. Who is the last person you emailed? My mom.
19. Ever go camping? When I was younger, all the time. As an adult, no.
20. Do you have a tan? Of course, I’m Asian. I was born with one.
24. Do you drink your soda from a straw? As often as possible.
25. What did your last IM say? Nothing – I don’t IM.
26. Are you someone’s best friend? Totally.
27. What are you doing tomorrow? Fucking laundry.
28. Where is your mom right now? At home.
29. Look to your left, what do you see? A bunch of pictures I need to put away.
30. What color is your watch? Silver metal.
31. What do you think of when you think of Australia ? Hot and koala bears.
32. Would you consider plastic surgery? I’m not sure. I’m not fully opposed to it, but I’m not sure if I would do it either. To each their own.
33. What is your birthstone? Diamond, bitches!
34. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Totally drive thru if at all possible.
35.How many kids do you want? I don’t know. I guess it depends on how good of insurance I have – therapy bills and all. I mean, any child I raise will be their own brand of special and need lots and lots of help.
36. Do you have a dog? No – no living pets or plants for me.
37. Last person you talked to on the phone? My friend, the one who wanted me to help her on the field trip…..yeah, sometimes I think she drinks a lot.
38. Have you met anyone famous? I have, and I must say, I’ve not really been impressed from those I’ve met.
39. Any plans today? Today is totally over. I ran errands.
40. How many states have you lived in? 2, MN & The most awesomest state EVER – ND. Ok, not really. It sucked hardcore there.
41. Ever go to college? I did, I graduated with honors in drinking. As far as academics, yeah, I didn’t do so hot in that department and didn’t finish.
42. Where are you right now? Living room.
43. Biggest annoyance in your life right now? Lots and lots of shit. People, lack of a job. You know shit like that.
44. Last song listened to? Some country song on the radio driving home from my errands. Blake Sheldon maybe?
46. Are you allergic to anything? Probably some bug bites – I react really badly. Not like I need an epi. badly, but it’s just not pretty.
47. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? Summer – flip flops, Winter – black Nine – West boots.
48. Are you jealous of anyone? A little bit.
50. Is anyone jealous of you? If they are, they kind of make me sad. I’m unemployed and haven’t been on a date in who knows how long and my car, yeah, it’s covered in bird shit right now.
51. What time is it? My ‘puter says 11:23, but I know that’s not right because my clock sucks fucking balls and doesn’t keep the time right. So, it’s really probably 11:35 or something.
52. Do any of your friends have children? Oh yes they do.
53. Do you eat healthy? It totally depends. For the most part I don’t do too badly.
54. What do you usually do during the day? These days – apply for jobs and talk on the phone.
55. Do you hate anyone right now? Honestly, yes I do. I’m not above hate.
56. Do you use the word ‘hello’ daily? No, some days I don’t even talk to anyone.
58. How old will you be turning on your next birthday? 29 again.
59. Have you ever been to Six Flags? Nope.
60. How did you get one of your scars? Burned myself on the protectors of the warming lights when I worked at the Taco Stand. Yeah, 2x – burned my arm, then jerked it off of the scalding hot window area and then hit the protector of the actual heat lamp. That was pretty awesome. My boss didn’t even let me go home. I had to work the rest of my shift.